I thought I’d write the world’s greatest Best Man toast.
I spent hours researching on the Internet, seeking wedding poetry, vows, Tibetan wisdom journals, looking for the critical insight that only a Best Man can provide.
Alas, all to no avail. So all I can say is this. I cried when [Groom] told me that he was going to ask [Bride] to marry him, and the next week I cried when I heard the answer was yes. My heart bursts with joy, because [Bride and Groom] are truly made for each other.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the new Mr and Mrs [Bride and Groom Last Name]