More Best Man Speech One Liners
Best man articles, Speech — By ollylucan on June 22, 2013 12:17 pmTo add to our exisiting series of best man speech jokes we’ve taken some inspiration from the King of Quips, Tim Vine, and fellow funny man Jimmy Carr to bring you a few alternative, wedding friendly best man speech one liners that might be of interest.
“Before Gav met Sue he always took life with a pinch of salt…plus a lemon, and a shot of tequila.”
“When he was younger, Al was so lazy he had a smoke alarm with a snooze button.”
“When Jon left home, his mum said: “Don’t forget to write.” Being the smart arse he is, he said: “That’s unlikely – it’s a basic skill isn’t it?””
“I saw Dave wearing a sweatshirt once with ‘Guess’ on it. I said ‘Women problems?’”
“Now, before Marc met Helen, it would be fair to say his taste was somewhat questionable. I remember one girl in Magaluf…well I never forget a face, but in this case I had to make an exception.”
Don’t forget, you can draw from our extensive Best Man Speech section including a free range of example best man speeches, how to be funny and advice for the groom. We’ve also provided you with a stag do price comparison section and lots of stag do ideas.
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