Best Man One Liners About The Hot Weather
Speech — By ollylucan on July 19, 2013 11:18 amSo how about this weather then chaps?!
Devishly hot isn’t it? Hotter than a Curry Hell! And with a seemingly generous helping of humidity to boot. Now, we’re not ones to complain about a decent British Summer by any stretch of the imagination, but what it can do is make the wedding day, a pretty sweaty occasion for Best Men up and down the land. The ladies may have a legitimate complaint about having to buy a new dress for each wedding, but at least the girls can wear something cool and comfortable. Us blokes have to wear the modern day equivalent of a scarf, jacket and in some cases waistcoats as well. This clobber is hot at the best of times but when you’ve got duties to perform, kids to round up and photographers to chase down it can make for a rather uncomfortable afternoon.
The Wise Words of Winston
So, what to do then chaps? What advice can we give you to keep you cool and dry on the big day in these unusually temperate conditions? Well here it is. And we’re not going to dress this up for you (if you’ll pardon the pun), the bottom line is this: there’s not a great deal you can do. You’ve got to look smart on the photos. The outfit for a number of you will have already been chosen. And so you you’ve just got to soak it up. Having said that, as the late great Winston Churchill said “A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” Here here Sir. So, why not slip in one or two last minute topical best man one liners about the weather in to your speech? We’ve scratched our heads here at Iamthebestman and come up with a few for you:
I was really hoping that the weather would last until today and I’m so glad it has. I know a number of people have been having difficulty sleeping. I was chatting to Michelle earlier and she told me about a conversation between her and Richard earlier this week. Apparently Rich got out of the shower and said “Honey, it’s just too hot to wear clothes today, what do you think the neighbours will say if I mow the lawn naked”. Michelle replied: “That I’m marrying you for your money”.
Somebody said earlier it was the hottest day of the year. I said, I don’t think so, that’s Sun-day
It’s a scorcher today isn’t it ladies and gents? It’s so hot even Dave seems cool
Right, we’re off for an ice-cream. You can find more Best Man one liners by clicking the link. If you’ve got any other gags for your fellow Best Men – please use the comments.
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