To add to our exisiting series of best man speech jokes we’ve taken some inspiration from the King of Quips, Tim Vine, and fellow funny man Jimmy Carr to bring you a few alternative, wedding friendly best man speech one liners that might be of interest.
“Before Gav met Sue he always took life with a pinch of salt…plus a lemon, and a shot of tequila.”
“When he was younger, Al was so lazy he had a smoke alarm with a snooze button.”
“When Jon left home, his mum said: “Don’t forget to write.” Being the smart arse he is, he said: “That’s unlikely – it’s a basic skill isn’t it?””
“I saw Dave wearing a sweatshirt once with ‘Guess’ on it. I said ‘Women problems?’”
“Now, before Marc met Helen, it would be fair to say his taste was somewhat questionable. I remember one girl in Magaluf…well I never forget a face, but in this case I had to make an exception.”
Don’t forget, you can draw from our extensive Best Man Speech section including a free range of example best man speeches, how to be funny and advice for the groom. We’ve also provided you with a stag do price comparison section and lots of stag do ideas.